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Free Vintage Bathroom Printables

Free bathroom printables to cheaply update your bathroom on a budget and make it seriously cute!!!

Free Bathroom Printables

I am excited to bring you a new set of free bathroom printables today! If you are looking to quickly and affordably update your bathroom I think these vintage bathroom prints will be just the thing to help you do that!

I recently updated my kids bathroom with an easy shiplap treatment! You can see my full tutorial on how I did that HERE. I went with my favorite white paint color Swiss coffee (more about why I love this color here) over the shiplap to keep things simple and neutral. This space is a shared bathroom between all 4 of my kids! 2 boys and 2 girls.

Several months ago we contracted some flooring guys that added this gorgeous gray tile that looks like wood over the existing linoleum flooring. With the walls shiplapped and the floors re-done the only thing really left was for me to add some decor!

Free Bathroom Printables Black and White

I thought that a kids bathroom would be the prefect opportunity to get a little silly so I started researching some funny sayings to design into free bathroom printables. I came up with a total of 8! here are the 8 powder room printables I came up with!

  1. Sprinkles are for cupcakes not toilets
  2. You don’t have to brush all your teeth just the ones you want to keep
  3. Changing the roll won’t kill ya (pinky promise)
  4. Please remain seated for the entire performance.
  5. Wash your hands. No, seriously
  6. The best seat in the house
  7. Lather rinse repeat
  8. Please put your towel and clothes away. House elves don’t live here.

Framing your Rustic Bathroom Printables

I purchased some frames nearly identical to THESE at my local Goodwill but you can save a trip and get the ones I mentioned instead.

These frames are a great neutral option and will add a little farmhouse vibe if you are a fan of the farmhouse style like me. These free vintage bathroom prints will have all your guest laughing as they use the loo and they will also be fun and cute reminders of the sorts of things your kids should keep track of while in the John as well!!

Funny but useful you say?! That was my goal!! Plus I may be a little biased but I think these free bathroom prints are dang cute to boot! I wanted them to have somewhat of a vintager flair and used a more retro font to create the phrases you see above! I hope you’ll enjoy the style and sayings on these free printable and they will hang on your walls lovingly for a long time!!

We happen to be in the middle of listing our house for sale. These were prefect to help stage our bathroom on a budget quickly and efficiently!


Free Vintage Bathroom Printables

A couple tips to get the most of your prints!

Print them using your printers “best” quality on a thicker weighted paper like card stock. 

If you don’t have a print at home option just save the JPEG files to your computer and upload them onto a site like to print them online. They are specifically formatted to fit into an 8×10 inch frame. If you want to and know you you are certainly welcome to change the size although printing quality my be reduced at sizes larger than 8×10

These are for personal use only. I ask that you not use them to sell, or recreate items you intend to sell with these designs. You may not alter the designs themselves and you may not use them to market items for sale either. Thank you for understanding.

I sincerely hope you enjoy these free bathroom prints and I look forward to sharing many more free prints with you! If you want to see some of my latest free printables just  head on over the posts I’ve linked below!

Free Bathroom Prints (newest set!)

Free Laundry Room Prints

Kitchen Printables


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XO Haley


60 Comments on “Free Vintage Bathroom Printables

  1. I love these: As in France (where I live), the toilets are separated from the bathroom strictly speaking, I’m thinking of having the "Best seat" and "Lather…" signs on doors, to help guests find their way around.
    But then I’d need some for bedroom & office doors: are you planning to make some more? I’d love it!
    Thanks a lot for sharing. Have a lovely day!

  2. HI! I love these! I was planning on using them in my bathroom but I can having a problem printing them out. 🙁
    Once i download them they say the file has been deleted or renamed. I was wondering if you know what I am doing wrong.

    1. Hello Heather the way you save and print these files was just updated to solve the issue you were running into you can find the updated instructions at the bottom of this post! I hope that helps! Works only on a computer not a mobile device.

  3. Love these! Fit my snarky attitude as well as what I usually say to my boys! Do you recommend them in black and white or do they print OK on colored card stock as well?

  4. Hi Haley! I love these prints! Only thing is, I would like to enlarge them a bit for my bathroom. Every time I try to enlarge them, they come out pixelated. I know that posting larger files would take up space on your site, but is there any chance you can get me access to a larger size? I don’t need all of the prints, I can specify which ones I’m looking for… I’d really, really appreciate your help! Thanks so much, and thanks for these cute/hilarious prints!

    1. did you get a response for your question? Im getting the same issue, im just trying to print the 8×10 and its all blurry

  5. Hi,
    Thank you for the lovely signs. I love it!! I would like to see if you have the Cupcake sign in a higher resolution please? I’d like to print it out on 24×36.
    Thank you in advance,

  6. I’m doing a bathroom reno and want to use your cute bathroom printables. I am not able to print them, however. The prompt continues to ask me to download a website rather than the prints. Any suggestions? I’ve tried right-clicking to save, but no success there either.

  7. Hi!
    I love these printables and they are so cute! I would really like to use the one about brushing teeth, but is there a possibility you can change the word "one’s" to "ones"?

  8. Is this supposed to be like 8 x 10 size? Like able to be put right in a frame? Mine is printing really small. I think this is so super cute!

    1. Laurie thanks so much for sharing them with your readers I sure appreciate it!

  9. I would like one that says “Take a Seat” and “The Best Seat in the House”, That one didn’t download with the rest,
    Thanks for making these available for free. No one gives anything for free anymore without a catch.

    1. Hey Deya I have updated the link and those prints are now there! So sorry about that! thank you for brining that to my attention!

  10. Thank you so much for sharing these printables! I love them. When I download the file, I don’t get “The Best Seat In the House”. Any way I can get this one from you? It’s my husbands favorite. Thanks!

    1. So sorry about that Michelle! I appreciate you letting me know I just updated the link to download and you will find it there now! thanks again!

  11. Thank you so much. I can’t wait to put them up in my bathroom! Maybe now the toilet paper will get changed ?

  12. Hi 🙂 these quotes are so adorable! but I can’t seem to print them. I am looking from a computer 🙂 thank you!

  13. Would you be able to send me the larger files for the Please Remain Seated print AND the You Don’t have to Brush All your Teeth (but the one that uses “ONES”, not “ONE’S”? I would love to use these in my bathroom. Thank you!!!

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